# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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