When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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