we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize