im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
