I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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