He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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