Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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