I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Fuck appropriateness.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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