Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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