I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
A+ Viking dick
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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