More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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