I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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