she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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