OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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