omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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