i just had sex bonerless
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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