the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Life is so much better after having sex.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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