Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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