you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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