I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I could fuck to npr.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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