i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
The feeling are messing with the penis
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
