Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
