he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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