I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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