I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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