He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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