im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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