porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
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