So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I think people are normalizing furries
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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