i used baking grease as lip gloss
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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