Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize