Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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