this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
