his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize
