arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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