If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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