dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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