I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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