i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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