You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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