You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Shame is for Republicans.
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