Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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