I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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