Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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