Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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