normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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