i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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