Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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