People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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