are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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