grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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