i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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