if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
It's never too late to be topless.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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